Myspace Hell for BeeGee
House trashed after party appeared on site
Barry Gibb was in hiding yesterday after univited partygoers wrecked his luxury Tennessee home.
Gibb claims that the party was for a few close friends whilst brother Robin was away at a Veganism convention on the Isle of Man. However someone, allegedly the ghost of Johnny Cash, hacked Barry's Myspace page inviting all and sundry to an "unoffical skins party" (after the fashion of the Channel 4 drama Skins).
It is believed that a reveller started a 'Ring of Fire' in the basement, after other guests had already urinated on Gibb's collection of Diana Ross albums and swung from the light fittings.
Tony Blair was said to be worried that the disaster might delay his next freeloading visit to the States. "I've already stayed in Robin Gibb's Florida home" he told NewsBeast. It will soon be time for me to bless Barry with my ministerial presence."
"It's a tragedy".